WHERE’S DANE?
by Anton Wills-Eve
<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/chaos/”>Chaos</a>
OED definition: Chaos; complete disorder or confusion.
WHERE’S DANE?
Ticking the register.
“Present Miss Lear”
“Here.”
“Amy, where’s Dane?
“Oh no, not again.
“Anyone see him disappear?”
“Having a fag!”
“Giving Jane a shag”
“Behind the gym
“Smoking with Tim,
“Reading a porno mag.”
“With that tart in the third!”
“Don’t be absurd,
“She’s far too dear,
“But really fab gear.”
“Yeah. Rich, bitch that bird.”
“Probably gone to the game,
“Every week it’s the same.
“His bag, ciggies and booze
“Are behind the boys’ loos.
“Taking Linda this week. Shame.”
The chaos was too much for Miss Lear.
“Headmaster, I’m sorry. I fear
“After hockey today,
“I’ll be on my way.
“I’m resigning. I can’t take any more.
“The class register’s under your door.”
“Er. Miss Lear”, as the bell went,
“Is this really what you meant !?”
The Head read out, with a cough,
“The little sod’s buggered off!”
“I prefer; Dane, Peter. Absent.”
AWE