by Anton Wills-Eve
Today’s One word prompt and two more Limericks for fun
A young girl with a really cute wiggle
Squirmed, and then started to wriggle.
Crying, “ Oh, I beg of you Sir.
Please stop tickling me there!”
Before giving in with an amorous giggle.
A middle-aged matron called Kate
Telephoned for a masculine Mate.
She quite fell for young Peter,
And he was happy to meet her,
But found her well past her ‘use by’ date.
Seeing a girl with two dogs, in the bars
Don Juan, was quick to re-fill her glass,
And to quieten her spaniels
He bought two Jack Daniels,
Before placing his hands on her rrrs.