oh dear, I’ve upset a few people
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I’ve made some friends and relatives a bit annoyed you see
By announcing that I am writing the great untold life of ‘me’.
It’s funny, in parts tragic, exciting, a bit ludicrous yet sad
Painting me as villain and as hero : so good and oh so bad.
But, despite the super adventures as I battle the world’s strife,
Already it’s been branded “unadulterated rubbish” by my wife!