THE WINDOW CLEANER’S LAMENT


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THE WINDOW CLEANER’S LAMENT

 

I have downloaded windows 10

My laptop’s been updated.

So in all matters technogen

My curiosity’s fully sated.

 

My Wife adores the coloured screen,

But I never told the kids or cat

The rules of using my machine

“Don’t dare touch the keys, or that!!”

 

It took hours to fix with tool and screw,

No time to blog, play golf or eat

I worked all night, the moon was blue,

But today my family gave me a treat.

 

They made me shut my eyes “surprise!”

Gave me breakfast and when it was done

A beautiful new laptop sat before my eyes

“Oh thanks. And it’s Windows 8.1!”

 

Anton Wills-Eve